Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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