so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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