it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
