So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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