dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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