Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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