But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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