There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I love having hate sex.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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