why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
should my penis look like a turkey
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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