Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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