I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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