I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
