Grow some girl-balls and come out already
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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