Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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