i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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