haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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