Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
