Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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