is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?