Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...

(612): View more from Minnesota

I want my thong back.

(763): View more from Minnesota

I hate you tequila.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I love having hate sex.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable

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(305): View more from Florida

Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.

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(406): View more from Montana

Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.

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(812): View more from Indiana

90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.

(765): View more from Indiana

Im so high

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