I just cut my nipple shaving
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.