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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"

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  did you yell "are you not entertained?"

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle

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  safety first

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?

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• (315): View more from New York

  After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...

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  God works in mysterious ways my friend.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.

  (1-506): View more from New Brunswick

  Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.

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• (310): View more from California

  Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves

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• (727): View more from Florida

  A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.

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  His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.

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