big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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