She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.