Moan for me like Helen Keller
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I booty called her while she was in labor.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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