It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
