Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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