So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You've changed since you got that strap on
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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