none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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