ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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