Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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