It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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