Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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