weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I think I sprained my soul last night
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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