Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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