I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.