Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.