she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?