Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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