Cold hands, warm shart.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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