Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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