i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Green mimosas i think yes
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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