It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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