it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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