the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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