the new term for farting is butt boxing.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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