Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
you never un-have a 4some
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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