She's JV to your varsity
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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