Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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