so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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