Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again