The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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