Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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