She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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