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• (760): View more from California

  the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows

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  i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal

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• (206): View more from Washington

  he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy

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• (415): View more from California

  So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.

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• (619): View more from California

  had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random

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• (818): View more from California

  With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable

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• (830): View more from Texas

  THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO

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