It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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