white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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