I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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