He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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