On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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