I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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