her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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