butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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