He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
